This morning I heard that Albertson and Ralph’s (two of the tree grocery stores that are on strike) profits were down 50%. Most people are going other places it seems.
Anyway, I went to whole foods (grocery store) to buy some flowers for Anna Goss (had a successful surgery and is at home now). There was no one at the flower area (store is always busy b/c of the strikes), so I was grabbing whatever I liked. During this time a man with a christmas poinsettia in his hand walked by, demanded “Get me a good one”, and pointed behind the counter. Before I could say anything he disappeared into the rest of the store. He came back a moment later and did the same thing. He came back with a cashier and said the same thing. This time he actually stuck around. So I replied, ‘Sorry, but I don’t work here’.
He got angry with me. ‘What do you mean? What are you doing here then!’. Me: ‘Uh, helping myself’. He didn’t seem to like that answer. He was onto my scheme of posing as an employee in order to be rudely ordered around. I guess I need to find another way to get my sicko kicks.
RIAA gets a new head.
Walmart jam, I love it.
This seems like an Onion article.
I love Monty Python.